It’s raining outside and freezing cold. The Christmas holiday is upon us but we all know that too will be over in a flash. There is always the pleasure of giving our loved ones their gifts but what to do when that’s over and your supply of new socks have been stowed away for the coming year.
I have managed to make myself depressed writing that, never mind “Tally Ho” as the English Lord would say and lets move onto how we can improve things, Just like the four men from the film the Hangover, lets see what we can do to have some fun, of course minus the mind altering drugs that is สล็อตออนไลน์.
Did you read the title? if you did and you didn’t manage to workout where this merry literary rambling was going then the only place for you my friend is that dark corner over there, just sit still so you do not injure yourself while we call for some assistance.
So do you have your notepad ready? are you eager to write down the secrets? what software you need to make online slots payout every time you play and how to count cards playing online blackjack? if you just opened notepad then you need to go and join our buddies in that dark corner. Really did you think? If I knew that would I be sitting here writing such wonderfully entertaining material or would I be having a dinner party for all my Hollywood friends? exactly.
Right so the crazy people are sitting comfortably in the dark corner waiting for the amazing software to be delivered. Now we can get onto what is important when you come to play at an online casino, no get rich quick schemes just the info that will give you the edge when you play.
You do not need to continue reading if you think that playing at the casino is just pure luck and that the house will always win in the end. In fact I think we have established where you should go. Playing at the casino is all about margins and percentage payouts. A typical casino will on average over all its game types have a payout percentage of around 98% give or take depending on whether the wages clerk has turned the dial down to cover the monthly wages bill.
Given that we have already removed all the crazy people I am sure you will have no problem grasping that the percentage is pretty much set when you play at a casino and your cash to spend is also set. It follows then that if you double your cash the percentage will still be 98% or 2% to the casino. However when you take advantage of a casino bonus and you double your initial stake money you have been given free cash. This means that you have half your money that was not yours so you have a 2% extra winning percentage making a casino payout percentage 100%. Still with me?
Obviously any casino would very quickly go bust if they did this every day so what they do is impose what is known as a wager requirement. This varies from casino to casino but means you have to play the winnings from your bonus cash maybe 20 times. Sound like it is not worth the effort? If you choose your game carefully and do not get carried away this is quite easy to achieve.
There is more to playing at an online casino than just beating the house. Many people simply treat it as a fun form of entertainment and this is the way you should too. That way you get all the fun and no downsides. Hitting that big win is just a pure bonus.
So back to making that slot machine payout every time you play and counting those blackjack cards. Yeh right back to the dark corner my friend and have a very very happy Christmas while you are at it.